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Posted on April 2, 2009 at 10:38 AM

Vince from Shamwow was arrested after beating a prostitute he had payed $1000 for what he called "Straight Sex". He started to kiss her, then she bit his tounge and wouldn't let go.

 

With that little tidbit of information, I wonder- the U.S. Government as well as many states are having this debate over leagelizing and taxing pot. I am all for that, but I'd take it one step further. If taxing churches' real-estate to elimate half the deficite is too radical for you, how about taxing prostitution? Hookers will never go away. It's the world's oldest profession- they've been around longer than Larry King. So instead of insisting on erraticating prostitiution, why not tax it insted? just put a 2% tax on it, let it happen, then take the money. In just 24 hours, over $20 million could be generated. We would be out of this econimic sh*thole in less than a month. And we'd be back to the Clinton days (no pun intended) in less than a year.

 

Moving on, I'm working on a brosure about my services as a PowerPoint artist Etc. I'll post up as soon as it's ready, and my upcoming Spring Break hangover goes away.

 

I might be in New York City over the spring break, so I might not be able to post the usual complement of updates.

 

Mega Sonic Comics Part 5 - Coming Soon

 

Workbreach Radio IX - Maybe Next week, with yet another show format.

 

I'll see if I can dole out a few 2D and 3D Graphics too.

 

Next Music Remix in the works. Have to remove Ode to the Macintosh because it infringes on more copyrights than I origionally thought.

 

Videos - I've got a kind of suprise for that one. Stay tuned.

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Just Who Am I?

In Short, this is me:

-Hailing from San Francisco, California, United States

-I am an avid cyclist, a heavy metal drummer, and a video editor among other things.

-Currently Attending Jewish Community High School of the Bay (Junior)

-I have skills in Final Cut Express (and LiveType) and many other small video editing applications, PowerPoint and Keynote, Logic Express (and GarageBand).

-I work superficially with computer animation. In this field, my specialty is Google SketchUp, however, I have minimal experience with AnimeStudio as well as Stykz.

-I am a Bicycle Mechanic and I work at the San Francisco Bike Kitchen.

-I draw and create 2D and 3D graphics.

-I specialized in what I call the "No-budget film" in which I demonstrate that a high degree of special effects can be achieved with minimal funds.

-Yes, I can probably fix your computer.

-I am a socialist. If you can handle that word without associating that word with terrorism or evil regimes, I like you a bit more than I would have for just taking the time for visiting my humble website.