Just finished a week's worth of final exams, and now it's summertime! Coming soon, there are some major updates to the website that I will be making, as well as some major announcements to come as soon as I can realize that I'm writing this at 2 AM and should wait till tomorrow to post them. Updates should become much more frequent now that I'm out of school.

The major updates that will be posted tomorrow at some point are going to change the way the site operates for the better forever. Stay tuned...

It's really a shame that I can't update more frequently. It's an even bigger shame that the Super Bowl XLV logo is TERRIBLE. But on the bright side, WHO-DAT!

Saturday is looking good for posting some new material, but I'm not promising anything.

I'm now getting close to buying a new computer. When I made this website, November 11, 2006, I was running a Toshiba Satellite M45. Now I'm rocking a 32-bit MacBook from almost 3 years ago. I have my sights on a 13" MacBook Pro with whatever amazing technology existes in December 2010. My predictions:  USB 3.0, 1.5TB (10.5mm thick for that extra platter) hard drive, and an Intel Core i series processor. Who knows, maybe even L3 Cache- Highly unlikely, but a man can dream. (L3 Cache is too nerdy for non geeks to worry about).

OK, that's my update. Perhaps every Monday, I can do one of these.

Hello all! It's been almost 3 months since my last post. So much has happened since my last post. I have just a few things I'd like to announce:

1. Happy new year!

2. My podcast, Workbreach Radio, is going to return soon! We are working on yet another attempt to get the show breathing again. It will work this time, as I'm no longer a stupid middle schooler with no social life or a student of Mission High School.

Workbreach Radio will have a format which will be like "Mclauglin Group" meets "BBC's Fighting Talk", with a pinch of actual new and commentary. It will be licensed as creative commons, and It will be badass!

3. My resume will have to wait for internet posting.

4. My drawings WILL be posted...eventually.

I hope I will get back into a normal schedule of posting.

One  Movie!

Epic Space Battle, A production of Workbreach and TILT Media was revolutionary in the way it used Google SketchUp, and now, one year later, we bring you "When Bananas Attack", a movie set in the same reality, one year later.

The story goes as follows: The Center for Earthbound Unusual Activity (CEUA) discovers that evolved bananas can make you go luny for an hour, but don't do anything to help because they are on a retrofitted weather satellite. Mild humor ensues.

Enjoy! I have also added caption vision to the movie "Mission: Very Unlikely", partly because of how bad the audio was on that movie. I might add captions and subtitles to other movies in the future.

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I have discovered the answer to why many of my videos have poor quality video. It is dure to software degradation, and should not be a major problem anymore, other than that I have a camera that only shoots 480i, and through software, I must encode it with AIC at 720p.

Coming whenever I get a new camera, my movies following that will be in 1080p, or "Full HD".

First of all, a very happy thanksgiving to everyone. I hope we can all be thankful for all that we have, and mind those who are less fortunate than us.

So, welcome (back) to workbreach.com, the website ruled by the brain of me, Elijah Post. To those who don't know already, this website has all of the graphical stuff and other multimedia, like drawings, and music, that I've been making since I was 4 years old. The site also plays host to whatever I think of or want to say. i run and control it- total control BWAH HA HA!!!

So?the site is being renovated for the time being, so most of my stuff is offline now, but it'll all be back by the end of the month.

Today I'm announcing that my resume will now be available for viewing and download in about 2 weeks. And i'm adding some of my drawings soon too.

Expect a detailed description of each section in a post coming soon.

P.S. Hi, health class!

New Logo coming soon, as well as many other things.

Much has changed since my last update. I don't have much time right now to write this, but I'm back and I'll be writing more soon. My IT problems just reached it's climax with the destruction of 4 of my Hard Drives- a total capacity of 1380GB of storage, lost. And a big bleeping hole in my wallet. I have no more scratch or transit drive, so I have not made a single edit of video for 2 months.

Yet so much good among the bad. I finally leard how to ride a bike, "Epic Space Battle" was excepted into a film festaval, and I transfered out of Mission into a great new High School.

The site will now undergo massive overhall....

Billy Mays, the man who yelled at us to buy Oxy-Clean, the master pitchman, was found dead in his tampa bay home this morning.

He apperantly died in his sleep of head trauma. His plane had a very rough landing, and he was hit in the head by a huge suitcace. An autopsy is being preformed. Billy Mays was pronounced dead at 7:15 AM Eastern Standered time. He was 50 years old.

Today, Michael Jackson, yes him - the king of pop, suffered from cardiac arrest and was rushed to a hospital, then later transfered to UCLA. He was pronounced dead at 2:30 Local Time. He was 50 years old.

Farrah Fawcett also died today after a long battle with anal cancer. She was one of the origional Charlie's Angels, and starred in several emmy award winning productions. She was 61 years old.

Ed McMahon also passed away yesterday in his home, he was 86 Years old.

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In other news, I have a new piece of music coming out soon. It's a remix of te New World Symphony.

Still Here. Sorry.

Exodus Tyson is dead. 4 years ago, when her birth was mentioned on the news, my dad perdicted this would happen based on Mike Tyson's astrology. Trippy...and tragic that he was right.

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Yesterday, Rush (I don't know how to spell his last name), the insane radical right-wing looney, called judicial nominee Sonia Sotomayor a "Reverse Racist". Saying that she hates whites. This is one of the great political FAILs of the week. By calling her that–as if to insult her–, he shot himself in the foot. This remark is almost as dumb as "Opposite Sex Marrige". The opposite of a racist is a non racist, the defination of racist is not limited to whites, and he puts a bad name to any white person who agrees with him becarse of the reason I said before.

The G.O.P. is in deep trouble now. All that seems to be left running the party are Michel Steele, Sarah Palin, Bobby Jindal, Rush Whats-his-spelling, and miss U.S.A.

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If anyone wants a comment from me on the CA Supreme courts desision on prop 8, I'll just compare it to the Dred Scott Decision.

Today the dow is up enough to get back the losses of the last two weeks. I think a three day weekend is exactly what we needed.

Over the memorial day weekend, I was looking for a Best Buy in Colma (a solid 30 miles from my home), and got lost in a graveyard. As I walked passed the military section, I saw that at the top of whatever it would say, the emblem of thier religion would be circled. I wondered what would it would look like if that fallen hero was an athiest.

This week, we are dealing with the contravercy over tourchure. The G.O.P. first said that enhanced interragation tecniques never happened, than when it was exposed as happing all the time (in some cases the detainees were waterboarded 5 times a day, had thier nailes pulled out, had been smashed against walls, been forced to eat pork and drink alchahol against thier religion), they said that it was nessessary to protect the country. Now thier next level of excuse is we said it was O.K. because doubl-ya said it was.

Instead of military tribunals and holding them indefinatly, we would be breaking less human rights laws if we simply shot them in the head. Also, WHERE THE HELL DID THE REPUBLICANS THINK THE DETAINEES GO AFTER GITMO? THE NORTH POLE? Did they think Santa would take care of it for them.

Violating human rights laws are not in the intrests of national security. Solar Panels are. It's time to really start the 12-step program of Oil-Anomyous. Not just raising standered for oil. This is the kind of thing that can fix our economy as well as put some much needed oxygen into the air. It works for everyone. We all know that the G.O.P. has enough oxygen to the brain problems already.

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New stuff coming in I don't know when. I'm working for other entities for the moment.

So let's take a look at what we have learned in the past 7 days.

1. The presedent of the United States may, as much as he wants, cap on his administration. "Today is mother's day", Barack said. "Which is diffucult for Rahm Emanual because he is not used to using the word DAY after the word MOTHER."

1A: GAWD DAMN, BARACK- THAT'S BRUTAL!!!

2. Secratary of Defences are allowd to fire thier commanders for no reason at all. Which makes sence considering that the same thing is happening to the employees of companies that pay billions in bounses to thier CEOs.

3. Giants fans can be good in the ring. Just ask Manny Pacquiao.

4. I just learned that I can spell Manny Pacquiao.

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Today, as the dow struggles to stay afloat, and more rumors about the upcoming WWDC take shape, I stop to say something compleatly unrelated. Today, I am announcing the consolidation of Mega Sonic Comics and Workbreach Radio to form "Miscilanious Projects". This way I will have more creative choices as to the next piece of media I would want to add to the site.

After seeing the new Star Trek Movie, I now understand why Star Trek Nemesis was a flop when It was in theaters back in 2002.

In 1966, nobody had a device that could find anything for you, tell you where the resteraunt was, and give you driving directions, and still have room for talking to people in far away places while being able to fit in your shirt pocket. Even in 2002, phones existed, and could do things that Cmdr. Data's tricorder couldn't. We trekkies need to understand that although that movie had a genuine bad plot, it's a much needed modernization of Star Trek. Something that would have compleatly pleased us would have been such a flop that Star Trek would not have been able to Survive. You can compare it to Get Smart and it's modernization.

Star Trek has had 3 eras now.

The 60's Era: Consisting of just the origional series.

The 2nd Era: Consisting of Everything from "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" (1979) to "Star Trek Enterprise" (2000-2004)

The 3rd Era: Which, I believe started yeaterday with "Star Trek" (2009)

Star Trek will now continue as a modernized and adapted franciise for the 21st Century.

Now, if we only knew which century the next movie would be in. 23? 24? Or maybe something compleatly new?

Hey, Lookey Lookey. I've been gone for quite a while but now here I am. Barefoot and only 3 minutes away from having torun out of here so as not to miss my train. Just checking In, but I'm continueing to work with the JCC on an upcoming project. All is well. Maybe another update soon?

So...Spring Break dod not exactly go as I planned. I accomplished almost nothing because my dad ran into computer problems...again. This time it took a new 7200RPM 1/4TB HD and an extra half gig of RAM as well as 4 days to fix it. He needed all his files transfered, he needed his old drives enclosed, he needed a copy of mirosoft office that wasn't 7 years old. The list goes on and on. But on the bright side, I'm still working on my broshure, and I upgraded my own computer's HD from a fifth terrabyte to a half terrabyte. And I got a really kickass enclosure for my old one. A new photo in the first time here section might come soon.

And now the DOW(N) is back into the 7000's. I still think we are finally bottoming out, but it's going sooo ssllooow.

Here's something awsome I found out: The first emoticon was found in an 1860's transcript of an Abe Lincoln speech. DAMN YOU AUTOMATIC SMILEY FACE GENERATOR-WHEN-IT-SEES-MY-BEAUTYFUL-EMOTICON-ER!!!

I've been gone a while, haven't I?

Vince from Shamwow was arrested after beating a prostitute he had payed $1000 for what he called "Straight Sex". He started to kiss her, then she bit his tounge and wouldn't let go.

With that little tidbit of information, I wonder- the U.S. Government as well as many states are having this debate over leagelizing and taxing pot. I am all for that, but I'd take it one step further. If taxing churches' real-estate to elimate half the deficite is too radical for you, how about taxing prostitution? Hookers will never go away. It's the world's oldest profession- they've been around longer than Larry King. So instead of insisting on erraticating prostitiution, why not tax it insted? just put a 2% tax on it, let it happen, then take the money. In just 24 hours, over $20 million could be generated. We would be out of this econimic sh*thole in less than a month. And we'd be back to the Clinton days (no pun intended) in less than a year.

Moving on, I'm working on a brosure about my services as a PowerPoint artist Etc. I'll post up as soon as it's ready, and my upcoming Spring Break hangover goes away.

I might be in New York City over the spring break, so I might not be able to post the usual complement of updates.

Mega Sonic Comics Part 5 - Coming Soon

Workbreach Radio IX - Maybe Next week, with yet another show format.

I'll see if I can dole out a few 2D and 3D Graphics too.

Next Music Remix in the works. Have to remove Ode to the Macintosh because it infringes on more copyrights than I origionally thought.

Videos - I've got a kind of suprise for that one. Stay tuned.